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Gelato porn

On Capogiro Gelato's website, it says explicitly, "your palate will be aroused." The little version of me that sits inside my brain suddenly raised his hand, ready to shout out, "Arouse me! Please! Puh-LEASE! Lord have mercy!" My senses began to percolate at the thought of (palatial) arousal. I think that's what everyone needs in their life, arousal of their palates. Capogiro to the rescue! Does this sort of mean that their gelato is ice cream porn for your mouth? I think it does. Now we must settle one thing... is this hardcore ice cream porn, or softcore ice cream porn? Only our tongues can provide the answer. For the sake of scientific research, we braved on-ward.

coconut-milk-dark-chocolate

I first heard about Capogiro from Robyn and Kathy. After seeing their pictures and reading about their experiences, I felt compelled to come to this gelato shop. My girlfriend accompanied me on the sojourn into ice cream porn land. She opted for the sorbets and I stuck with gelato.

Dark chocolate and Thai coconut milk. The contrast of dark and light really appealed to me. Or maybe it's because I wanted the visual interpretation of ebony and ivory in a cup (I was in ice cream porn land after all). The interplay of the slightly bitter dark chocolate with the creaminess of the coconut was bliss. A jungle song in your mouth that was played with steady beats of deliciousness. Arousal? Check. Of what kind? I'm not telling you.

blood-orange-apple-marscapone

Steph went with blood orange and apple marscapone. This pairing didn't reach the climax as the first combination. The blood orange flavor vibrant and strong. I haven't had much experience with such an exotic gelato flavor, and it reminded a bit of grapefruit? Tart and sweet at the same time. Some spoonfuls of the sorbets were slightly icy. And you never want icy ice cream porn in your mouth people. You want luscious creaminess on your palate.

Did Capogiro fulfill its promise of arousal? Yes, on some fronts it was quite the stimulating experience for your tongue. I suspect future trips to Philly will reveal the truth about whether this is hardcore or softcore ice cream porn. What is apparent now is that any kind of ice cream porn is good ice cream porn. Wouldn't you agree?

Capogiro
119 S 13th St.
Philadelphia, PA 19107
215-351-0900

Map to find Capogiro

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  • it's in philly? man, not cool.

    AND they have ricotta gelato. I love ricotta and I love gelato. I will now have to go to philly to see if I love ricotta gelato. MMMMMM!

  • OMG. that looks so good. SOO GOOD. i love how the gelato is already a little melty in the pictures, makes it extra porntastic.

  • Hilarious - glad to hear that your palate was aroused!

  • @Janice,

    muhahaha, that's how I roll. I post about stuff that's far away. Wait til I finally take a vacation! haha

    @Aubrey,

    Yessssss, melty gelato! And porntastic is great, isn't it?

    @Agnes,

    hehe, thanks! Glad you thought it was funny!

  • You're so naughty. ;O)

  • I will agree--Thai Coconut Milk gelato from this place is the best and so delicious. I get it every time I go.

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