Crack pie haiku and boyz ii men
This past weekend was the opening of the Momofuku Milk Bar. Apparently there's this new thing called, "crack pie". So what's better than crack pie? A haiku about crack pie. I didn't get a chance to try the crack pie so I have no idea how crackalicious it is. The ingredients of the pie are: butter, heavy cream, brown sugar, sugar, and corn starch. Um... hellooooo nurse! Sign me up for some of that crack pie next time please.
It's starting to get really cold here in New York. Autumn is pretty much over and the wintery onslaught is about to begin. Originally I was going to tell about some bullshit about how leaves are pretty and you can find them anywhere and yadda yadda yadda. But then Jeremy sends me an email that said,
"Who wants to go to >this with Casey and me, we can all sing On Bended Knee."
Before you judge me and take away my man card, I just want to say that video on youtube has over 7,000 votes and still has a five star rating. Booya! I think going to a Boyz II Men concert would give me about as much street cred as Stuart Scott, but that's already more than I got.
And I've just been informed that, "it'll be a strictly no girls allowed event." Yup, that's my life folks.
1) I appreciate the Animaniacs shout out.
2) You had a man card?
Jonathan
November 17, 2008 10:39 am
@Jonathan,
Animaniacs rule. And sorry, you had a second point? I don't pay attention to gibberish.
Danny
November 17, 2008 10:54 am
Ooooh, I love Boyz II Men!! And the song, On Bended Knee...(sigh) makes me all weepy
Sorry I don't think that helps you with Jonathan's aforementioned point #2...
Greta
November 17, 2008 4:51 pm
you should go to the concert. it can be a throwback concert. or just go to karaoke if you want to sing... who doesn't love boys II men?
Ang
November 17, 2008 4:57 pm
dammit, I knew I forgot an ingredient to my pies. Next batch gets double the crack.
Janice
November 18, 2008 12:37 pm
Boyz II Men filmed a music video in Washington Square Park my freshman year of college. I flipped out with how cool it was. Boyz II Men II was the first CD I ever had, sixth grade memories...
Alicia
November 19, 2008 1:11 am