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Pork dumplings haiku
Dumplings! I love dumplings, or at least the Asian version. You know how peeps in the South have "Chicken and dumplings?" I definitely prefer dumplings that have a filling. And most of the time, pork filling is the best. You can argue with me about it, but most likely I would just cough in your face. That is not actually a threat, since this stupid cough will not go away. Jeebus. What is wrong with me?! Oh right, haiku. This one is not as suggestive as some of the other ones, but I promise as the skirts get shorter on the sidewalk, my haikus will get awesomer. That is not a word, unless you are Michael Bay. And there are some flower pictures after the cut as filler.
The cherry blossoms have been in full force for the past two and a half weeks and these pictures are from the Brooklyn Botanic Gardens. And do you know the best word to describe the cherry blossoms? That is right, awesome.
Since the end of the cherry blossoms unofficially mean Spring is rounding to an end, we can safely assume that the weather will get warmer, skirts will get shorter, and the haikus will get banned in conservative schools all across the South.
Posted by Danny on May 4 2008 at 10:52 pm
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