Breakfast is sexy
One great thing about being addicted to food and a food blog is that you gain weight really easily. Hey look! It jiggles!! It. is. ALIVE. At this point the mass at my midsection could probably do a dance by itself. Maybe the macarena? Definitely the soulja boy dance. And somewhere along the lines I heard that eating breakfast helps you keep a healthy appetite and keeps you from eating too much. Ha! But with over two million results, it does look like the internets thinks breakfast helps weight loss.
I cannot eat like this every morning because well, getting up in the morning is just rough. Who wants to wake up when it is cold outside? Maybe Al Gore should pack it in and I should eat foods that leave a greater carbon footprint, because maybe global warming would help me wake up. Yea that it.
This particular plate is missing bacon. Seriously, egg and potatoes, but no bacon? That is just a crime against humanity. My own humanity. Wait, that does not make grammatical sense. Oh well, too lazy to get up, and too lazy to hit backspace. But if you have been following all along, and I know you have, you know that breakfast = weight loss. Why do we want weight loss? Because weight loss = sexy. It has been a while since 6th grade, but what do we call that? Associative property? Who cares. By the awesome math property that I cannot recall, I hereby declare that Breakfast = sexy.
In conclusion, eat your breakfast.
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Breakfast makes my plates look sexy.
Janice
November 30, 2007 12:52 pm
omigod, the soulja boy dance.... they were doing it in Cleveland, I had no clue!
Janice
November 30, 2007 12:58 pm
It is a great dance. I really should try and learn it.
Danny
November 30, 2007 3:14 pm
Ask Rujin to teach you, she knows the whole thing.
Btw, breafast never works for me on a workday - coffee only.
Barb
November 30, 2007 11:22 pm
BTW, your favorite over hyped chef got a full article in GQ this month.
Jonathan
November 30, 2007 11:58 pm
Barb,
i cannot drink coffee tho. doh!
Jonathan,
I think he is an alright dude but I just do not know where else people would pay $14 for ramen.Danny
December 1, 2007 7:52 am
I like the authentic Chinese breakfast. Would you share some pictures of the breakfast that we had at Markham Canada?
Richard
December 1, 2007 9:32 am
Seriously delicious looking, who needs meat heheh.
Miss Shoo
December 1, 2007 4:32 pm
There is a saying - eat your breakfast like a king, eat your lunch like a queen, eat your dinner like a beggar - so EAT YOUR BREAKFAST
Lilian
December 1, 2007 4:58 pm
Richard,
I will look into it.
Miss Shoo,
Thank you! Bacon is nice once in a while though...
Lilian,
Yes, good idea!
Danny
December 2, 2007 11:15 am
transitive property!
great pics!
December 3, 2007 5:05 pm
Thank you mystery person! Glad you like the pictures.
Danny
December 4, 2007 9:23 pm