There is not much to report today. It is a gloomy day in New York and the best thing to do is either watch college football (I hope BC gets knocked off tonight), or play Halo 3 on the xbox. And the other thing to do is stuff your face with cereal. No milk. There are a lot of cereal that I could eat dry, appple jacks, capt'n crunch, and special k. But the one thing I love more than anything else ever is cocoa puffs. Well last week my sister brought home Reese's Puffs. If broccoli tasted this good, kids in America would not be so fat.

Basically Reese's Puffs taste like cocoa puffs, but some of them are peanut buttery. In other words, you had round balls of crack and round balls of crystal meth in one box. (Hello Google, I'm fishing for keywords). You cannot go wrong. If you have health issues and you gotta eat Grape Nuts or oatmeal for breakfast instead? Well, sucks to be you.

Posted by Danny on October 25, 2007 at 3:15 pm

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• I found this website while googling "crack", "crystal meth" and "round balls"...not what I had in mind, but reese's puffs will do. speaking of peanut-butter crack in a box, peanut butter Puffins are an awesome cereal. And I think somehow they make little kids less obese - whole grains or somethin

  Caitlin
  October 25, 2007 7:19 pm

• Yes! It is working! Puffins? Hmm.. that sounds pretty good to me too. Little obese kids are good. Remember, I eat little babies for fun? Fat ones taste better. More cocoa puffs, er, Reese's Puffs for everyone.

  Danny
  October 25, 2007 9:03 pm

• notice that they look exactly like dog food? I see a great prank in the making...

  Caitlin
  October 25, 2007 10:12 pm

• Supposedly dog food is okay.. It's not peanut butter crack though.

  Danny
  October 25, 2007 10:17 pm

• popping Reese's puffs in your mouth like popcorn is healthier than eating M&M's like popcorn. Also, Resse's puffs are better without milk. Also, Resse's puffs are btter than cocoa puffs. seriously.

  the sister
  October 26, 2007 12:16 am

• Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

  Nothing is better than cocoa puffs.

  Danny
  October 26, 2007 12:32 am